Can someone help me reframe this?

I was in a public restroom and this woman says to me:

“Are you pregnant?”

Me: “No. Do I look pregnant?”

Her: “No. I just thought if you were I’d let you go first.”

Option one: I am about to lose another shirt!

Option two: I don’t look as good as I thought I did. 😦

Option three: she’s one of those nosey people who masquerade as helpful. This is MJ’s interpretation which, unfortunately doesn’t explain why she asked if I was pregnant rather than if I had irritable bladder!

Option four: she has a death wish and routinely asks women in public bathrooms if they’re expecting.

I give MJ full credit for trying to pull me back from the edge. Anyone else care to try?


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